"Oh, goody," Loki beamed. "I love safe! Safe is good. Safe is..." He couldn't think of anything else to say. "Safe. I mean, what could be better than that? Being safe. On a mysterious space station. Where no one knows anyone or how they got here."

He folded his knees up to his chest and wrapped his arms around them, still grinning at Uhura.

"So I guess if it's so safe, I can do this!" He reached out and pushed a button.

To be fair, it was very tempting. I mean, it was large. And round. And red. And had one of those safety catches over it.

You really couldn't blame a person.